Why Ron Johnson will win re-election
Because he’s smarter than the average bear! Republicans running for election in purple, battleground Wisconsin are not going to pick fights with voters. They are not going to name-call potential voters...
View ArticleAwaiting that midnight knock on the door
Tell my story to the world! “I didn’t get a harrumph out of that guy,” Governor Lepetomane complained, pointing off camera in Blazing Saddles. We get party discipline, but it used to be that the...
View ArticleWe’re headed for another January 6
When Trump leads us to yet another defeat! Donald Trump may very well win the Republican nomination in Milwaukee this July but he cannot beat Joe Biden in November. Hellz bellz, he already lost to the...
View ArticleS.O.S. Tommy Thompson!
An open letter to the former governor: Hey boss, we need you again. More Wisconsin Republicans than you can know are turning their lonely eyes to you. We need that profile in courage you showed when I...
View ArticleNo more kissing babies!
Throw some cheese on them! It may seem like that know-it-all Blaska has an opinion on everything but sharp-eyed Platinum+ subscribers will notice he has yet to weigh in on European football, the...
View ArticleHaley would beat Biden big in Wisconsin
— by 16 points, whereas Trump only ties Biden! A new Marquette Law School Poll of Wisconsin voters finds a tie between Joe Biden and former President Donald Trump. Each are supported by 49% of...
View ArticleTrump worshiper wants to ‘drop a dump’ on Blaska’s head
embodying his man’s propensity to threaten rather than persuade! Nikki Haley has requested Secret Service protection while her husband fights for America abroad and she fights for America on our...
View ArticleLet the purges proceed!
Stay away from third-story windows! Today we learn Mark Jefferson is out as executive director of the Wisconsin Republican Party. He’s the nuts and bolts guy who makes sure the lights keep burning;...
View ArticleThere should be heroes
To soar above us! (and not slither in the slime) For good reason is the eagle our national emblem and not the earthworm, useful though those burrowers be. On this beautiful Sunday we come not to bury...
View ArticleThe trail is getting cold
for Biden AND Trump! We spent Monday 02-26-24 at the top of Wisconsin in a place with the charming name of Land O’ Lakes to watch son Max roll out his movie adaptation of a Stephen King story, Last...
View ArticleIt only gets worse
We saw what we saw! Donald Trump would never have gotten away with all the lies he told at the CNN debate Thursday if Joe Biden had been there. — Bill Maher President Biden is going to do a sit-down...
View ArticleFinally, some justice for Trump
Jim Justice, that is, and his ugly dog! The VHF and UHF dials on the Stately Manor’s b&w Philco spun merrily Tuesday night as the indentured servants scanned the dizzying array of speakers for Day...
View ArticleTrump worshiper wants to ‘drop a dump’ on Blaska’s head
embodying his man’s propensity to threaten rather than persuade! Nikki Haley has requested Secret Service protection while her husband fights for America abroad and she fights for America on our...
View ArticleLet the purges proceed!
Stay away from third-story windows! Today we learn Mark Jefferson is out as executive director of the Wisconsin Republican Party. He’s the nuts and bolts guy who makes sure the lights keep burning;...
View ArticleThere should be heroes
To soar above us! (and not slither in the slime) For good reason is the eagle our national emblem and not the earthworm, useful though those burrowers be. On this beautiful Sunday we come not to bury...
View ArticleThe trail is getting cold
for Biden AND Trump! We spent Monday 02-26-24 at the top of Wisconsin in a place with the charming name of Land O’ Lakes to watch son Max roll out his movie adaptation of a Stephen King story, Last...
View ArticleIt only gets worse
We saw what we saw! Donald Trump would never have gotten away with all the lies he told at the CNN debate Thursday if Joe Biden had been there. — Bill Maher President Biden is going to do a sit-down...
View ArticleFinally, some justice for Trump
Jim Justice, that is, and his ugly dog! The VHF and UHF dials on the Stately Manor’s b&w Philco spun merrily Tuesday night as the indentured servants scanned the dizzying array of speakers for Day...
View ArticleIf Democrats can swap out their candidate, why can’t we?
We’ll see your bet and raise you! Once upon a time, a nation founded in liberty enjoyed Presidents who appealed to the better angels of our nature, invoked shining cities on a hill, welcomed morning in...
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